Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She even gives head with a lisp.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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