I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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