real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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