But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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