I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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