dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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