Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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