dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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