Already got asked if we're dating
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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