and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
