We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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