Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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