You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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