i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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