Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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