Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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