cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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