Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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