You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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