Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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