She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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