i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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