Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Vodka?
Forever.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
