I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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