it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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