yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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