I hate all girls vehemently.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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