Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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