My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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