I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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