So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My vagina is officially offended.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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