he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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