He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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