But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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