i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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