i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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