what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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