Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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