i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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