If you die in college, do you die in real life?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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