My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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