I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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