You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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