I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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