FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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