White coat. Heels.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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