i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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