I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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