it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Randomize
