just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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