I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think my vagina is haunted
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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