We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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