Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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