I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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